Gay as a Christmas Tree

Referring to buying a live christmas tree, and how it looks perfect before you get it home and find out it's bent or leaning in one direction or another. You can never find a perfectly straight christmas tree.

Bill - Wow, he is gay as a christmas tree!

Bob - what?...
Bill - well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?

by tap'n,it June 19, 2010

Coupla two tree

Meaning more than one but less than four in number. Used to discribe a quantity of any specific item.

My friend gave me a coupla two tree bucks to get in the movie. "must be spoken with 1940's NY gangsta accent"

Don't make me take ya out back and open up a coupla two tree cans of whoop ass!

by jjorg June 20, 2007

palm tree

A palm tree is the most fun thing to climb known to man.
Palm trees can be climbed by any man, but you have to wear the proper protection.
If you climb a palm tree make sure to pick the fuit carefully.
Palm trees can be dangerous, therefore you should treat them nicely.

Do not climb someone elses palm tree.
Palm trees can be very very attractive
Make sure you know if your palm tree is dead, if it is dead do not climb it.
If you climb a palm tree make sure it is of age.

the californian palm trees can be found at the beach and are the most fun to climb.

by fookies October 15, 2009

Plum Tree

Having stink nuggets (sometimes hardened) attached to your anal hair resembling a plum growing on a tree.

If you do not properly wipe fesces off of your butthole, you may get plum tree.

by Rapini August 20, 2006

Oliver tree

he is a indie singer and he makes really good music

oi blud u like oliver tree?
yea yea hes a tru legend him

by Morgz mum is a nonce August 27, 2019

Wishing Tree

A tree with no rules you can do anything and I mean anything! sexual in most cases

Noah: Anna I wish I could be around you all the time you're awesome
Anna:I think you're awesome to Noah
Noah: Yeah?
Anna: Yeah
Noah: Yeah?
Anna: Yeah

by Krycek May 10, 2005

Dead Tree

to fold yourself in half and hang like a dead tree. can be used while dancing if you can not think of a better pose.

while dancing i completely forgot what to do so i just did the dead tree.

by the CIT July 13, 2011