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Toni Lodge

The 69 position in which the girl is in control.
I'm doing the Toni Lodge tonight.
I'm getting Toni Lodged.
by MrsHLecter March 27, 2024
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Toni

A very smart, funny, hot and loud personality with a great sense of style. Cackles at every dumb joke and is obsessed with plants, books and fancy baths. Will cheer you up when you're down and can be a supportive pillar when you need one. Might also be super into strange music, yoga, anime, writing and smoking weed. Also a great listener and has a lot of funny stories to tell.
by Atsnok37 November 22, 2021
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Toni Santaella

coolest guy in the world. He is amazing and he beautiful. MASTODONTE, FIERA, MOSTRO.
He's such a Toni Santaella
by tsantaella January 26, 2018
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Tony

Weed, You must speak to him
by Peen Boss July 13, 2021
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Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-

Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
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tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.
Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.
by Rena Billy October 28, 2013
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