bean taco

after fucking a chick, you turn around and dump in her pussy. then you proceed to fuck her some more with the shit in her pussy

Zack, the sick fuck, bean taco'ed Seans mom while Sean was in teh other room... twice.

by cyco101 December 16, 2004

blubber-bean

Does it really need a definition? u get everything about it from its name. Its a bean. Made of blubber. A blubber-bean. God knows what genious made that up. Usually feasted on by mr and mrs walrous and other such blubbery-sea mammals. If implanted into an animals left eye.A blubber-tree will grow. many blubber-pods grow on these trees, these then magicaly turn into cacti and then dissolve. The matter left from this is a blubber bean. The whole cycle then starts again. Of course, if there is a nearby eye.

Hey, i grew a blubber tree today!
Oh cool! what flavour?
Blubber you idiot!
Find a nice eye for it?
Yeah its ok i guess.I named my tree Janice you know.
My, what a pretty name! What about the blubber-bean?
POTATO!

by Lewis Palmer August 20, 2006

Mean Bean

1. n. A term for a woman's clitoris when she is turned on.
2. n. An actual Ladyboner

see: n. Bean
see: n. Ladyboner

Woman: "Whew, I woke up with a mean bean when I had that dream about Channing Tatum making out with Brad Pitt"

Me: "Ew."

by Tubbles March 18, 2014

queef-bean

a bean that queefs

"Margolis, your such a queef-bean!"

by sam56sha56 September 01, 2008

refried beans

Anal sex combined with or immediately followed by defecation.

Jesus vigorously analized Maria until she crapped everywhere, they then both enjoyed fresh refried beans.

by arock75 April 01, 2011

cool beans

A word used to fake happiness when another around you is excited.

*Note* Not a word accociated with any kind of "uplifting" or "inspirational" meaning

"Dude! I just did your mother!!"
"Cool beans?"

by phillipthenickle2 January 20, 2010

bean machine

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.

Hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?

by Lil' Bean Muff January 02, 2009