A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
by Devskii July 26, 2022
Get the Winged Lasagnamug. A dirty set of hearty piss flaps that hang down like a limp.sting ray.
These monster flaps will need to be rolled and pegged before you can get your fair share of cunt punch.
These monster flaps will need to be rolled and pegged before you can get your fair share of cunt punch.
Man... sheryl had a mad set of stingray wings. It took me 15 to roll em back and peg em before i got into some Cunt Punch.
by RhinoSlayer April 4, 2019
Get the Stingray Wingsmug. Usually used when referring to an individual that has more than one sexual partners or when encouraging someone to have multiple sexual partners
"Beatrice is dating Connor and David at the same time", said Amanda
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany
by Marshi_mellowie February 28, 2023
Get the Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?mug. These are similar to military jump wings earned to wear on your uniform but anyone can earn them by doing one of or both the following simple acts of bravery
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
Bro, did you know Dan earned his red wings last night with Angela and didn’t realize it until he went into the bathroom to clean up?!
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
by NOVAchiveguy December 27, 2021
Get the Red Wingsmug. This can be defined as a hairstyle of an emo where the sides come down over the ears symbolising what looks like a pair of wings. People who have this haristyle can also use their wings as handlebars for various activities such as pretending you are riding a peddle bike in the Tour de France.
If your needing cheap flights to foreign countries, you can always count on The Wings of Maynard! For they are Fast and Furious!
Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!
Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!
by Xilox Goldenkane March 30, 2008
Get the The Wings of Maynardmug. No speech problem here. WHITE WINGS... When a female is slaughterd by Troy muhfukkin spitz and the cooter done went where cooters go to die
by Punanie kings November 8, 2025
Get the White wingsmug. by FerdaCheddy June 21, 2024
Get the Wingsmug.