The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.
Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.
by LemmeLickems June 25, 2015
Mike and Cory are the two biggest Mexican Town Clowns in the entire office. Those guys fuck around all day and do absolutely nothing.
by Anon1111234 February 11, 2009
The mayonnaise clown 🤡 loves rubbing semen on his chest.
Dude 1: Wow look at that clown he's got mayonnaise on his face
Dude 2: yeah it's a mayonnaise clown 🤡.
Dude 1: Wow look at that clown he's got mayonnaise on his face
Dude 2: yeah it's a mayonnaise clown 🤡.
by nuclear hobo September 01, 2019
another word for cock
won't your sister be surprised when she finds out you hired a cyclops meat clown to entertain at her birthday party?
by Rod Fury April 20, 2006
by Upyourbuttanddowntohell March 15, 2005
a rapper from Johnstown pa. He made 3 mix tapes and working on a another one and a album. He's a outgoing, loving, caring guy but if you push his limits, he will hurt you and become a savage.
by coolbee2018 February 14, 2018
A boyfriend who can only have sex once and then passes out shortly afterward. It could mean that he is too old, too drunk or he doesn't find you that attractive to have sex with you again.
Girl 1: Aww girl, me and my man did it ALL-NIGHT last night! He wouldn't stop. He went for five rounds!
Girl 2: You are so lucky! My man and I only did it once last night. He is a one round clown.
Girl 2: You are so lucky! My man and I only did it once last night. He is a one round clown.
by cityguychicago February 17, 2010