If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

you swan, he frog

“You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.

-He cheated on me, and I'm heartbroken.
-Snap out of it. You swan, he frog.

by itZzzzzzz August 19, 2024

He burnt my shake

When your friend whoops your behind in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Jimmy: Eat shit, John.
John: He burnt my shake.

by Anda-Man and Pablo Nicobar March 3, 2023

he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

by oldmate694life March 7, 2023

He’s Loose

Line Said In The Croods

Grug “GASP” HE’S LEWSE (he’s loose) (steps on pointy rock and dies)

by Cenafan March 11, 2023

He's on it

Someone who thinks they're on it. A wannabe roadman.

"Ethan thinks he's on it"

by ARKVL March 24, 2023

He says

As he actively tries to make money off of her

Hym "Hahahahaha! I love it! It's so tragic. I love red pill content. It's like that end scene from 'Harry and the Hendersons' where George is trying to get rid of Harry 'Get out here you we don't want you anymore!' and Harry doesn't really understand! Hahahaha-ah? What the hell is that-"

Iam "WHAT IS IT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?"

Hym "Ugh... You felt it too? Ugh..."

Iam "What did you do? What's happening?"

Hym "I... I don't know I was laughing at the idiots and now something is wrong..."

Iam "I don't like this. This feels gross. Stop doing whatever you're doing."

Hym "Bah-'Stop doing what I'm doing' he says. I'm trying! I don't know what happened there."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023