new hair

new hair makes you a daddy pitatti

i see you got some new hair

by brayden anderson March 17, 2019

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New year

A worldwide celebration of Stratis, a mythical figure that haunts people in their dreams. For this reason it is common to throw fireworks in the stratosphere, in order to extinguish this demon who lives there.

-Oh no! It's new year! I hope Stratis doesn't create a bad dream for me!
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.

by Strat(osphera) January 1, 2023

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new milo

the most exquisite fish and best sidekick in existence

i miss new milo, he was a great fish

by ssdsdddsndjrwjskek October 3, 2021

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New Gold

A pretty good summertime vibes song made by the British virtual band Gorillaz featuring Bootie Brown and Tame Impala from Gorillaz’s new album Cracker Island ( or the single )

“ Yo , have you heard Gorillaz’s new album ? “
“ Yeah ! New Gold is my favorite one . “

by crackerisland June 23, 2023

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crap news

Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.

Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?

Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?

by kcm556 June 2, 2017

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The Guardian News

Man who fucked his girl on camera for money

DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! IT WAS A GAURDIAN NEWSPAPER!!! He fucked his girl. I can’t believe The Guardian News Exists. It’s supposed to guard you from porn stars

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

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