ham the great

typically used to describe narcisstic undecided cunts

John: He's such a Ham The Great,
Michael: yeah he wins one out of 10 games then brags about it

by Adi JSJS November 17, 2016

eat my hams

eat me out ; )

cunnilingus is eat my hams , duh

by tmh12345678 May 26, 2019

Ham

A word created when a girl named Michelle was going to say something else but accidently said ”ham” and are nowadays a word used for absolutely no reasons. It started as an internal joke but ended up as a word everyone says all the time.

Lucas: ”How did the test go ham?”.
Michelle: ”Good ham”.
Lucas: ”Ham I'm so proud of you”.
Michelle: ”Thanks ham you”.

by Luclin January 28, 2022

SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.

I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.

by X7MCB January 25, 2025

Ohio ham sandwich

When you are receiving a mouth hug and the person giving the mouth hug vomit on your genitals.

Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.

by geekyandfreaky December 24, 2015

HAM

Hard as a mother fucker.

Hey guys, I went ham on that girl from the bar I met last night.

by Bobby joe finkle March 30, 2015

Ham

When someone gets their bare ass and forcefully puts it on someone’s face. Usually when sleeping

I’m gonna ham u if u fall asleep

by A toilet cleaner November 8, 2018