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Segal Theory

Segal theory has to do with 911 and who is really behind it
by ripnipsey April 8, 2019
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Bob’s Theory

When you fade the Sharps in betting. Bob believes they are trying to control the line by making it seem like they’re betting one way, but they actually bet the other once the line moves enough.
Chris: sharps love the over in the Temple game.
Bob: I’m hammering the under then.
Chris: that’s Bob’s Theory for ya.
by BobsTheory January 14, 2021
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Ed's Theory

Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory
by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013
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cold spring theory

The probability that they know Eugene is 10 to 1
Cold Spring theory? You got the wrong map.
by Florence1 August 2, 2023
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deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash
vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’
by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021
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Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
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Reversibility Theory

Holy shit! The Prodigy wrote a book!? OOOOHHH! He predicted black holes 27 years before we even theorized their existence and 40 years before we found one!? HA! Brilliant! I’d expect no less! I’m totally like that guy! EXCEPT IN REVERSE!!!
*Random banging and clattering*

Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”

Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”

Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”

Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”

Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”

Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”

Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”

Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”

Iam 😑
by Hym Iam December 1, 2022
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