The sudden emergence of a swollen clit following a slow stimulation by either a tongue or a cock. The swollen clit has the appearance of a Blarney Stone, which any sensible person would resort to contortions of their body in order to reach and kiss.
Contortionist: geez, after a few minutes of flicking my tongue, that Blarney Stone almost poked me in the eye.
by Neach February 12, 2024
Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
by rascalflat October 06, 2016
Sexy babe with tiggo bitties and tiny waists. Makes you chub just by looking at her. She’s ditsy and always seems stoned like her name.
P.S. Will you marry me? 😍
P.S. Will you marry me? 😍
by fuddfudd November 15, 2020
They are moving scuptures of marble, either glued together with epoxy or liquid metal.
Or all one piece
Polished
And lubed with teflon.
Or all one piece
Polished
And lubed with teflon.
by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021
Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
by Local Street Ranga April 08, 2020
The person who does not behave in a manner that she is of a higher quality than those she is around, but she obviously and truly is. Stones are helpful and valuable, but a gem shines brilliantly and is to be admired and desired.
Everyone had a strong connection with Haylie for she was modest, compassionate, intelligent, and genuine. She was in another class when in comparison to her colleague. She was also breathtakingly gorgeous and did not act as though she were which truly bestowed her the title of a gem among stones.
by von groovy July 29, 2024