Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.
by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018
the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs
by Taylorret83 August 15, 2019
When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.
by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023
by yourlocalpoopplug June 17, 2019
by b2byc2md3n March 17, 2022
by killjoy78 August 08, 2020
The act of arriving at a location and immediately heading to the shitter and dropping a deuce whether small and dainty like that of a cat or large and gruesome like the dark lord satan himself is using your asshole as a portal into this world and then promptly leaving the premises never to return because what you did in that bathroom is probably against the Geneva Convention.
-"Wanna head over to that Kristen girl's house for that party?"
-"Can't bro. I totally did a poop and dash there last week."
-"Can't bro. I totally did a poop and dash there last week."
by Maccadangdang June 17, 2017