pipes are clean

Post-ejaculation urination.

Sansa: That rape...I mean fuck was...amazing .

Joffrey: My pipes are clean now. I'm going to go clear my mind with my crossbow.

by Monkinator1 November 4, 2015

Sewage Pipe

The act of shitting into a female’s vagina(or ass) and then proceeding to insert a phallic object. This phrase utilizes the slang “pipe” which typically means “to fuck”.

Johnny: Damn, it smells like a fucking farmhouse in here. What did you two do last night.”

Roger: Yo, we hit the sewage pipe on the bed, didn’t get it all out. My bad, but it was worth it.

by Sanitation Engineer July 19, 2021

Pipe Head

The act of performing oral sex on someone as they work on the plumbing in your house.

I was so grateful to Elliot for coming over and fixing my sink I gave them Pipe Head.

by Melborneyarrl August 7, 2023

Packing The Pipe

When a man goes to the local Rona+, he goes to the plumbing section and tries to find the exact shape, length, and width of his erect phallus by trial and error in a PVC Pipe.

Did you hear about this? A random homeless man broke into Rona+ last night and I heard rumors he was Packing The Pipe!

by Rionox March 20, 2025

Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...

Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .

by baglady2713 June 4, 2019

pipe tree

another word for a hemp tree

Guy 1: "Dude, he has a pipe tree in him backyard."

Guy 2: "Let's smoke it."

by ilikebananasinmymouth69 June 28, 2010

oil the pipes

translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.

I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!

by sean_amadon July 9, 2010