Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012

Nipple piercing plug up

When you have a gaping nipple hole and plug it up with a randomized person cum and spit while waiting 48 minuets to dry then licking it back up to reintroduce you feminists side this act is extremely illegal except when don’t in native America costumes

I got a nipple piercing plug up

by Noah dat boi June 16, 2018

chopper nipple trapper bum poker

a girl that traps ya chopper and your nipple who also wants to stick her finger up your arse!

like oh ouch AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH get it out get it out

by party lizard January 21, 2004

Squeze My Nippl and Call Me Sally

an exclamtion, like oh my god!!!

They had sex? Well squeze my nipple and call me Sally.

by Anonymous March 8, 2003

OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!

A response to any insult directed at someone around you

Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"

by That Guy That Nobody Likes May 16, 2016

raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy

Family Guy uses this as a funny statement to make it seem like Peters great great grandfather was Java the Hut.

It means to picnch the nipple with great force.

I want to 'raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy' you.

by Ryanea September 21, 2008

Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch

Someone who is a little bitch with no nipples or balls

Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch - *friend breaks bong* what the fuck you stupid cum guzzling no nipples no balls having ass bitch

by Official Kevin Hart November 8, 2018