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Butthole Jones

People who acquire the nickname butthole Jones are not people who should like themselves. They usually are on the narcissist spectrum, are very selfish, and are major pussies or cowards. They want everyone to like them, but people like shit. They would never tolerate being treated the way they treat others, and If someone were to give them a taste of their own behavior, they will then become the victim and seek sympathy. They bathe in any time of positive behavior towards them no matter how small and take it to heart to try and build their ego. They act like they love themselves, but they don’t, they hate themselves and if they don’t, they should. Butthole Jones’ are never happy with what they have and are constantly looking for better because they feel they are entitled to it and never care who they hurt along the way. They are takers and want the best of everything. They may have characteristics that label them as a male, but they never will truly act or earn the title of a man. Butt hole Jones’ also identify as straight, but teeter on the side of enjoying butt joke activities with their own and others. They’ll be in constant denial about wanting to explore other genders sexually because again, they are cowards. These Butt Hole Jones folks want so badly to be viewed as high class and loved by all but act in a way that earns them the treatment of moldy old shit on the bottom of a shoe that was worn by an upright pig that fucked your dead grandmother.
Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers
by jerk dick September 29, 2022
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Jacob Steven jones

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay
Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer
by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023
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Indiana Jones Style Eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.
How would you like your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!
by Indiana himself December 2, 2020
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Rupert Jones moment

a way of telling your friends that you have witnessed a horrific accident or moment in time.
person 1 :" yeah my dog died today, another day another Rupert Jones moment"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"
by anonymous November 30, 2022
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Indiana Jones

Male gender who is whipped by female gender, referring the Indian Jones’s whip he famously uses
Jack is so whipped that i gave him the nicknameIndiana Jones”
by Jkedz13 April 3, 2020
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Cayden Jones

Sooooo Smashable and such a big penis id fuck him in a heartbeat
by Cayden smashhh October 14, 2022
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Jamari Jones

He a fine ass lightskin sexy af with dreads
Jamari Jones so mf fine
Jamari Jones my daddy
by My lil yea yea November 29, 2022
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