Grand saline texas

A bunch of rednecks trying to be redneck by drinking keystone when in reality they should be drinking Michelob ultra.
“Let’s go ride lawnmowers”
Responds-“HELL YEAh”

Grand saline texas means a whole bunch of Fakes and a bunch of bs
by Grand saline texas January 18, 2020
Get the Grand saline texas mug.

Texas Six Shooter

6 round arm wrestling match. Left or right. Before every match a shot of booze must be taken. Time limits between matches can vary. Standard WAL and or WAF rules apply.
"You think your tough. Let's make it interesting with a couple shots"... other guy/woman responds. " let's make it a Texas Six Shooter"
by Is it my day off yet? May 08, 2019
Get the Texas Six Shooter mug.

Texas Sweet Potato

A person poops in the toilet and then opens their legs and vomits between them. Thus making a mixing bowl of poo and vomit.
Amanda got so drunk, she ate a box of fiber one bars and ended up pushing out texas sweet potatoes all night!
by I <3 Tits June 22, 2010
Get the Texas Sweet Potato mug.

Hudson Oaks, Texas

Set between Aledo and Weatherford. Definitely the better choice between the two, its where the wanna be Aledo's live but they don't want the label associated with Weatherford so they made a make shift city that follows weatherford and weatherford ISD but don't call it Weatherford. It ain't too bad as far as wanna be's go. Full of used Luxury cars, and dealerships that own the town.
Well I technically live in Hudson Oaks, Texas its just outside of Aledo.
by lolhahahmmmmm August 30, 2019
Get the Hudson Oaks, Texas mug.

Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement
Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam
by Guy F. March 28, 2022
Get the Texas Traffic Jam mug.

texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit
by Jdc22 January 26, 2017
Get the texas cream pie mug.

texas mud cat

A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.
Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.
by txcrazy April 21, 2016
Get the texas mud cat mug.