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Texas flip phone

A Texas flip phone is when you take your own shit and make a sandwich with it; a shit sandwich
Travis almost made me eat a Texas Flip Phone
by Supermaniacjoey44 March 9, 2021
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Texas Titty Fuck

Where you tit fuck a woman while she is eating your ass out
“I totally Texas titty fucked Tinisha yesterday, my ass is sore though”
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Texas Jump Josh

When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so
I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement
Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam
by Guy F. March 28, 2022
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Texas tornado twist

Your legs must be at a 50 degrees apart while helicopter thrusting you’re dick in a tornado like manner slapping thus client across the head with you’re dick 7 times this making a flapping sound.
by Subdued October 9, 2021
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Trophy Club, Texas

Trophy club texas is a city near denton. it mainly consists of snobby white people, old people who have guns , and filthy rich families. not to mention the amount of drugs secretly being used at the local school Byron Nelson. BNHS is literally a school that just has drugs in it, hot people, and a lot of cops. if you want am actual education don’t go there. Anyways the nearby town Roanoke isn’t as bad as Trophy Club. it has middle class houses and less snobby people. the people who live behind Medlin middle school are usually the stoners but chill people. Southlake anyone nearby town is just rich white people who think they ca me get anything they want and they can because they have hella money. the people there are usually pretty annoying since all they talk about is their daddy’s money and the drugs they just bought this last weekend. The only good thing in southlake is the town square. it has many stores and restaurants of all kinds. Overall don’t live in trophy club unless you’re rich or you know how to act rich.
Do you know anyone who lives in Trophy Club, Texas?
by circularvuse September 8, 2021
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Texas sleigh ride

A sleigh ride without the snow or the consent of the "rider". A noose is placed around the neck of the "rider" and then tied to the back of a horse or pickup. The "rider" is then dragged until he/she is dead. Very common in the Wild West.
Hey, lets give that fag Bobby a Texas sleigh ride.
by TE. Newman July 30, 2008
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