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Texas tornado twist

Your legs must be at a 50 degrees apart while helicopter thrusting you’re dick in a tornado like manner slapping thus client across the head with you’re dick 7 times this making a flapping sound.
by Subdued October 9, 2021
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Reverse Texas Roadie

A noun. When a morbidly obese women rides you, reverse cowboy style, while you’re driving your car.
“Yo Phyllis gave me the best Reverse Texas Roadie on our drive to the city today.”
by YaBoiiii100-31 November 3, 2019
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Texas Six Shooter

6 round arm wrestling match. Left or right. Before every match a shot of booze must be taken. Time limits between matches can vary. Standard WAL and or WAF rules apply.
"You think your tough. Let's make it interesting with a couple shots"... other guy/woman responds. " let's make it a Texas Six Shooter"
by Is it my day off yet? May 7, 2019
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Hudson Oaks, Texas

Set between Aledo and Weatherford. Definitely the better choice between the two, its where the wanna be Aledo's live but they don't want the label associated with Weatherford so they made a make shift city that follows weatherford and weatherford ISD but don't call it Weatherford. It ain't too bad as far as wanna be's go. Full of used Luxury cars, and dealerships that own the town.
Well I technically live in Hudson Oaks, Texas its just outside of Aledo.
by lolhahahmmmmm August 30, 2019
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texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit
by Jdc22 January 26, 2017
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Texas Sweet Potato

A person poops in the toilet and then opens their legs and vomits between them. Thus making a mixing bowl of poo and vomit.
Amanda got so drunk, she ate a box of fiber one bars and ended up pushing out texas sweet potatoes all night!
by I <3 Tits June 24, 2010
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Texas sleigh ride

A sleigh ride without the snow or the consent of the "rider". A noose is placed around the neck of the "rider" and then tied to the back of a horse or pickup. The "rider" is then dragged until he/she is dead. Very common in the Wild West.
Hey, lets give that fag Bobby a Texas sleigh ride.
by TE. Newman July 30, 2008
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