Douche Hag

When you picture a douchebag the first image that pops into your mind is a guy who is a dick. A Douche Hag is a girl who is a straight up bitch.

What a fucking douche hag!

by itsthompzilla March 25, 2008

douche rag

when you take a used douche bag and wear it like a dew rag

yO bitch represent that douche rag.

by the nooge May 28, 2003

groupon douche

A person who is actively looking for groupons to purchase not needed and generally stupid items.

Alex: You know Jimmy is such a groupon douche!
Cara: Why?
Alex: Because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.

by alex2states June 29, 2011

ass douche

toilet paper, as in a product used to cleanse the ass of filth

hey would you mind getting me another roll of ass douche? im all out in here.

by anonomous July 18, 2004

indie douche

someone who refuses to listen to bands after they've been signed by a record label, saying they've "sold out" usually listen to bands no ones heard of and are mostly scene kids

god did you hear paul wont listen to fall out boy since they signed a record label

yeah he says they sold out, what an indie douche

by irishsexypants April 30, 2009

Douche Bag

Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. People named Allen attempting to attend ludwigapalooza. Fucken Douche bag

Other Forms: Douche, DoucheyMeat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.

Dude, stop being a douche.

Dude, that was a douchey move.

by Coimplments November 18, 2005

douche anonymous

A loose gathering or association of douches, douchebags, etc. The premise here being that they are addicted to being mega-douches. Super douchey a-holes.

Doucha is so totally in Douche Anonymous, especially after she pulled that shit on Saturday!

by South Fizzle Rizzle November 19, 2007