smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.

"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!

by martymar April 16, 2011

Smash

Smash is a sex symbol and a thot. She can get any dude she wants and is very direct when it comes to flirting. She will literally walk up to you and say "Hey, you're hot." That's the type of girl she is. She is also very flexible. She is a very kind human being but the problem is she will hurt your feelings out of fear of hurting your feelings, because she can't be honest with you. And if she doesn't care about whatever you're talking about, she probably won't listen to you. But her heart is pure. She's also someone who needs her freedom and independence.

Smash wants to smash.

by Kurblu October 21, 2019

smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

Smash

What are you thinking you two minded pervert, i'm talking about Smash Bros.

Me to my bro: Hey wanna play some smash?

My bro: Sure why not.

by Xtuomox August 24, 2019

smash bros bruise

When you get bruised from sec

Shoot, i got a smash bros bruise

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Smashing

The act of injecting illicit drugs intravenously.

Smashing really is the safest method of administration for using drugs.

by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021

crogge smash

when a big man named collin gets mad and smashes everything

did you see him crogge smash

by nigg123 April 24, 2014