social butt-cheeking

The act of two individuals passing each other in a cramped space back-to-back rather than front-to-front or front-to-back.

Man: The aisles in that plane were so tight we needed to practice social butt-cheeking.

by Dan U. Butt April 22, 2020

Socially tone deaf

a condition of being oblivious and/or clueless regarding the existence of social cues, nuances, mores, norms, et cetera, within a given social subset, or more often than not totally and completely and all the time. This is distinct from the more estimable traits of being indifferent or irreverant, where one is aware of social expectations, cues, et cetera, but simply doesn't care or flat out mocks and/or rejects them. Socially tone deaf people are blind, deef and dumb to the normative social standards and expectations of behavior around them, and demonstrate this with regular incidences of egregious and embarassing faux~pas and party fowling. Consistent responses to the socially tone deaf include head shaking, eye rolling, clandestined warnings under one's breath, and quick-thinking, opportunistic ditching. Syn (masc): fuckstick, (fem): bobblehead.

-Look out, here comes everybody's favorite conversationalist; for pete's sake don't get her started you know socially tone deaf she is.

-Bob is so socially tone deaf, I can't take him anywhere with me.

by Daveaflav September 2, 2011

Social Construct

A theory for people to identify and describe an animal or an object to analyze and to communicate with the world around them. People concentrate on characteristics like height, eye color, and weight to differentiate between animals or objects, instead of race, gender, income status, or nationality. For instance, a house cat is much shorter, has thinner fangs, utters "meow", and he/she is much lighter, unlike a lion who is much taller, has thicker fangs, yells out "roar", and he/she is much heavier, despite a cat and a lion belonging to the same feline family line as distant cousins to each other. Another instance is that a Smart TV doesn't feature any buttons to turn it on/off, to adjust its volume or brightness, to switch channels, its outlets are located behind it, and it is much lighter, compared to the older CRT TV. Universally, everyone and everything is a social construct, but a social construct is not everyone and not everything.

There are social construct words that are not ethnic/racial terms. Examples are "white/Roman" that refers to Europeans and Hispanics/Latinos, "black" that refers to Africans and the Australoid people, "Han Chinese" that refers to Cantonese, Hokkien, Hakka, Wu, and northern Hans, and "Mongol" that refers to proto-Mongols, Khitans, and Tuyuhun. These socially constructed words are used to unify the masses under nationalism against foreign enemies to take back their freedom and to connect to the world. I find it ironic that some people thinking about themselves as "white" or "black", still fight each other over their own individuality and are still slaves to the original white or black elites, who are tyrannizing them and eliminating their ethnic identities to make them follow a single authoritarian ethnicity in the name of the dollar and dominance. It doesn't matter what category we are placed under. In other words, slavery never ceased; slavery has just evolved.

by TheUnknown21 January 29, 2020

social media creep

Some who stalks/creeps about on another persons profile on social media groups such as twitter, Facebook, MySpace or if they are in need of psychiatric help even bebo. This person usually leads an uninteresting life with limited friends and struggles with relationships excess the reason they have so much time to creep on unsuspecting victims. They usually know everything that's going on or happening in there town or city especially if it doesn't concern them.

Person 1-"Did you hear Steve the stud went out with that hot chick Stuart used to date?"
Person 2- "no I didn't! Who told you that?"
Person 1-" I seen it on Steve's brothers Facebook page"
Person 2- "I didn't know you were friends "
Person 1-"we're not"
Person 2-"I don't think we should be friends you're a social media creep"

by Djc2508 November 7, 2013

Social Band-Aid

A policy, program, or collective act that is meant to cure the ills of society, but usually falls well short of achieving it's goal by failing to understand the root of the problem.

Our goal is not only to provide the necessary food to those without, as that is applying a social Band-Aid to a very grave issue. We are committed to education and raising awareness, creating a new methodology for ending hunger.

by endlesst0m384 February 21, 2009

Social credit score

The score relating to the complete joke of a system (social credit) designed by China to get rid of the few personal freedoms the people of China had in the first place. This credit score system is also the reason why famous wrestler John Xina always seems to be eating China's booty cheeks and denying Taiwan exists and not calling Xi Jing Ping the stinky winnie the poo poo that he is.

Person 1, on twitter: in my opin-

Government official:

⚠ -30,000 SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE!!!! ⚠

事件已报告给中共 !!!!!!!
YOUR DATE OF EXECUTION WILL BE 11/10/2021!!!!!!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Person 1: okay :(

by Samueliscool223 October 12, 2021

social media suicide

1. When you delete all your social media accounts.

2. Doing/posting something so cringey online that you basically kill off your internet self.

Person #1: "Omg you won't believe what Becky did last night!! That hoe unfriended me on fb and deleted her insta"
Person #2: "No wayy, did she just commit social media suicide??"
Person #1: "She totes did"
Person #2: "RIPPPP"

by suedanem November 21, 2017