Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Salty Sushi

When you nut inside a girl and eat her out right after.

I finished way too early so I ate some salty Sushi to make sure she was satisfied

by Fatnutzz April 16, 2023

Salty

Guy named Mike

Captain of the FV Acqua Sporca is salty

by Capt. J. November 29, 2023

Salty

literally the same as pissed avian

Bella is salty aka pissed

by yourmommmmmmmmisablah October 20, 2019

Salty

When someone is being toxic, or a bad sport.

Jackson: Dude why you gotta be so Salty!

Ryan: Wish I knew bro!

by Allydude December 2, 2020

Salty

Being salty is when you've got a foot up your ass and you can't quite get it out.

Damn, Makenzie was being hella salty at the beach the other day

by Loid Lancelot November 21, 2021

Salty Caesar

When you’re giving head and a piece of lettuce from the salad you ate earlier gets left on the wang

I was so into it but she gave me a salty Caesar and I couldn’t look at her the same way

by Da muffin mane November 13, 2021