Dick rider

A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.

The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.

Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.

by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025

Vibe-rider

Someone who quickly picks up on your vibe and starts to mimic it to try to fit in and be cool

Jay is such a vibe-rider, I swear the moment anyone does something different he’s quick to do the same thing acting like he always does it

by Irkbox April 22, 2025

Cock Rider

Another name for Chicken Jockey. To be specific a jockey that rides a male chicken.

That’s not just a chicken jockey. That’s a cock rider!

by Aslkmnqw May 8, 2025

barrel rider

a guy who likes fat chicks

Jill could afford to loose a few pounds.
Na, her bf is a barrel rider.

by helhammer February 2, 2026

Spoke rider

One who prefers the backside of either gender.

Back in college, I was an avid spoke rider.

by Mikeywoowooh August 1, 2025

Dick Rider

someone who always has somethign to say about something you do weither it be good or bad. always worrired about how someone else looks or what they wear or what the post.

someone who wants to get noticed

man dat nigga a dick rider

by t-pnf August 12, 2025

Kamen Rider Kick

A Kamen Rider Kick is the hallmark dive kick of the Kamen Rider franchise, being an undoubted blow to a monster or main villain that comes in many variations.

The Kamen Rider Kick has undoubtedly made a huge impact on Japanese pop culture.

by Snapper2001 November 9, 2025