Poly Pusher

A 'poly pusher' is a person who enjoys a polyamorous lifestyle, and attempts to groom monogamous leaning individuals to partake in polyamory.

My friend told me he wants a loving monogamous relationship, but his girlfriend is being a poly pusher

by yourmomismybestfriend June 4, 2022

electron pusher

disambiguation of "pencil pusher" a person with a clerical job involving a lot of tedious and repetitive computer work

J: "Hey team, I just moved all our work projects into JIRA!"

Q: "Jeff, you are such an electron pusher"

by RBaron June 21, 2022

Pedal Pusher

An amateur, juvenile, unsophisticated, or otherwise pandering or populist musician or composer who produces music with the intent of appealing to the broadest audience and/or that panders to the most common listener.

Catchy music for the sake of being catchy

Man, is Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Phantom” catchy, but wow when you play it yourself do you see what a pedal pusher he is.

by OhMywhat A Guys August 3, 2022

Button Pusher

Someone who has amassed so much wealth when they need to get something done they just push a button and people do the work for them.

Justin is a boss, he's so minted, he's a button pusher.

by momoj August 9, 2022

Vim poser

A person who uses the text editor Vim extensively, especially in public and social spaces, with the implicit goal of signaling one´s technical acuity and/or alignment with free and open-source philosophy.

A: Jona uses Vim all the time too but he´s not making use of even the most basic keybindings.
B: Man this guy is such a vim poser...

by metaironicshitpostings July 11, 2022

Pencil pusher

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.

A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.

by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022

ghost poser

A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.

The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎

by Cedar Eizen December 12, 2022