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pocket lad

When you've got a lad in your pocket.

A pint sized lad.
by Rich Waldron February 20, 2014
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pocket solitaire

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.
A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"
by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012
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air pocket

A intense pain in ur; side, lower back, stomach and chest. Could be mistaken for angina
Tiffany- oh shit
Brooke- what???
Tiffany- i got an air pocket in my side
by ashley h December 27, 2014
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Thot Pocket

Your sister sells her thot pocket for $5 on the corner.
by Bbrrookkee March 5, 2019
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Pocket WOP

"Yeah that Snookie is a reaal pocket wop.. kinda like polly pocket, cept she's a wop."
by b.claire May 1, 2010
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Pocket Yummy

noun/ adjective:

Attractive female of smallish stature, typically not exceeding 5'3" in height and 110lbs in weight. Known to provoke lascivious sentiment in males, including (in)appropriate commentary thereto among groups of males. A Pocket Yummy has always achieved age of majority and should not be confused with a 'Future Babe'.
'Hey bro did you check out the beer cart girl? Total pocket yummy. I could do some things to her that would make me ashamed of myself. Or maybe she would be ashamed. I dunno. Either way probably. Oh sorry man go ahead and putt".
by subtastic January 1, 2013
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fish pocketing

To say that someone looks like a celebrity, even though they don’t.
Girl1: "That guy looks like an incognito Steve Carell."

Girl2: "No he doesn't. Stop fish pocketing!"
by LoviePie March 3, 2020
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