king tut piece

noun: enormously HUGE phallic object
verb: the act of taking someone to task with above stated phallic object
adjective: Someone who behaves as said phallic object or a very BIG deal

Noun: Man, I saw this flick where a chick took a king tut piece in her asshole!!!! It was the size of a forearm!!

Verb: Ol' girl got a "F" on her term paper...yeah the professor really gave her the king tut piece.

Adjective: Richard is such a tut piece!!!
Man, Livia's party is going to be the KING TUT PIECE!!! I'm talkin' five freaks to each guy!!!

by aledros July 12, 2006

Rumped up piece of steak

A rumped up piece of steak is a old womans vagina that has been done over to many times. The woman is usually proud of her adventures and is pleased with her wide Holy Grail.

"Have you seen that fellas Nan I heard shes got rumped up piece of steak"

"I know and shes proud of it. I heard her husbands a porn star he's called Pepper Wigsel."

by Milo Cude November 3, 2009

five piece band

A band where the singer is either unwilling or unable to play an instrument.

Many bands have 3 or 4 members with the singer usually playing a rhythm guitar or in some cases (Eve 6 Max Collins), bass.

Brandon wanted to start a band. But since he could sing but had no ability to play any instrument, he insisted he'd start a five piece band.

by Downvoting Victim August 31, 2015

Three-piece cage

Another name for for a business suit.Wore by stuck up , obnoxious little twats.

Random guy 1: Hey guys , look at that loser there
Random guy 2: yeah , thinking hes all high and mighty , wearing that three-piece cage

by Legin navillus May 8, 2010

d-piece

The more commonly used vernacular for the phrase "dome piece" refering to a persons hair style or lack there of. When a persons hair is blown out and looks like shit.

Not to be confused with dome piece.

"Man did you see that dude's D-piece...what the fuck?"

"Nice D-piece"

by thesynic January 28, 2005

Rest in Piece

The type of feeling when your mental health has an aesthetic for death but your not dead or do not want to die cause your resting in pieces

Subxmi is not dead. he rest in piece

by olaoluwasubxmi July 8, 2021

think piece

Someone who is not quite attractive enough to be called "hot" and not quite ugly enough to be called "fugly." Usually takes more than a first impression for you to see their real beauty.

Friend 1: "Damn, I met Dante's new girl the other night..."
Friend 2: "the one he met at the Library when he was checking out that book on stds?"
Friend 1: "Yea, she's a real think piece"
Friend 2: "Word"

by Micah S December 27, 2008