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phone red herring

When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.
I was beginning to trust him until he threw a phone red herring.
by Imnotdumbsilly May 29, 2020
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Phone zone

When someone is incapable of hearing you because they are on their iPhone texting or looking at mindless websites
I was talking to Steve when all of a sudden he didn’t hear a word I said, he was distracted by his iPhone , he was in the phone zone
by Tamkin cpa December 2, 2020
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Phone Sex Friday

“dude this Friday is Phone Sex Friday! who are you gonna have phone sex with”
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computer phone

What telephones have turned into.
You used to talk on phones. Now you surf the web, view and send images, have sex, play music, instant message, play games, save addresses and record your appointments, and send fucking e-mail from somthing the size of lightbulb.
by anaomus November 4, 2004
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Cell Phone Justice

1. The advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.

2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.
1. I got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because I dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.

2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.
by mc7e June 20, 2009
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zombie phone

an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.
My zombie phone doesn't have all my apps; I sure miss my iPhone!
by Still Big, Still B February 28, 2012
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poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
by BBS2 September 23, 2013
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