Jord Parker

Jord Parker; a no good lying dirtbag of man whose only contribution to society is being a burden. 100% of what passes his lips is pure Bullshit. He never tells the truth anbout where he is or who he’s with. Instead of askirting he cheated, he said he got clap from sharing used boxers with another boy

Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.

Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.

“I saw jord coming out the club with some 16 year old he snuck in there”

“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”

by F_U_JordyP_U_Rat November 24, 2023

Cole Palmer

Also known as Cold Palmer or C🧊ld Palmer. The GOAT english midfielder (apart from Lampard). Clear of that fraud Foden and the other fraud Pukayo Paka. Rival fans are obsessed with making "cole palmer without penalties" memes on tiktok. They just haters cause cole is cold

Person 1: Cole Palmer is trash without penalties
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?

by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024

mild_parmesan

Actual gigachad, benches 250 kg and has the sharpest jawline in the west.

"You're such a 'Mild_Parmesan'!"

by pild_marmesan March 9, 2024

Trey parker

The destroyer of worlds

Trey Parker should die

by Fruks March 31, 2024

Cold Palmer

Colder name for the best english youngster and best premier league youngster Cole Palmer who plays for the by far biggest club in London (the mighty chels) and is miles clear of Bumkayo Saka (made an extra definition of him)and actually scores penalties when it matters

Bro have you heard, Cold Palmer destroyed another big 6 team on his own

by LondonIsForeverBlue April 12, 2024

Will Parker

The top boss everywhere he goes. Makes tons of money and has a snowcone stand. Refered to as "sir" and "boss" and greeted with salute. Silence follows him at his command. Aura is dominate.

"Guys Hush"
"Why"
"Will Parker is coming"
🤫🫡

by Carol Cross April 18, 2024

Holly Palmer

a handjob

"She didn't kiss me under the mistletoe, but she gave me a holly palmer"

by hollypalmer24 May 7, 2024