Poop Seeker

a person that listens to mainstream crap music.

Danny is a poop seeker, he listens to lady gaga and my chemical romance.

My girlfriend is such a poop seeker she listens to bullet for my valentine. I put a bullet in her ipod for valentine's day.

Jerry is a poop seeking bastard... he told me the grateful dead is for the birds... So i fed him to the birds and i was grateful he was dead.

by TERDNUGENT December 17, 2011

Poop Trickle

A light trickle of poop that drips from your sphincter after a warm gust of flatulence.

I was holding in a fart all day, and eventually it poop trickled into my underpants.

by Waxy Lincoln December 31, 2011

Poop Heaf

Someone or something that is terrible, specifically reffering to females with blond hair named Kelley but not exclusive to only those named Kelley.

WOW you just Poop Heafed that game winning field goal that missed by a mile.

You are a complete Poop Heaf for lying to me

by TheReal WolfPack November 13, 2011

poop suicide

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death

me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

jerk and poop

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.

I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.

by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017

Poop Duping

Basically when a chick is riding a guy and tells him that he's penetrating her puxXy but in reality she scoots down and inserts it in her ass without him knowing

But you said :" Ah it's my pussy it's my pussy" , but in reality we had anal!?

Her:I can't believe poop duping worked on you.

by ChibiEternity June 27, 2018

Gnarly poop

Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.

Bro, I just took a gnarly poop. For real, give it at least 10 minutes before you go in there.

by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018