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Ice Cream Pants Job

To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)
Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.
Ice Cream Pants Job by HalletP February 20, 2010

fat pants 

worn by mad shuffling ravers... usually bright, loud colours, shapes, patterns etc....almost cut like low rider flares. large and hidden pockets for your stash....
dude! did you see that guys fat pants??
they look fukin hot!!
fat pants by head bopper..... December 29, 2005

france in the pants

an ungroomed pubic region. see also bush, etc.
I got the hell outta there when I found out about her france in the pants!
france in the pants by ollie October 23, 2004

Girl Pants 

Women's pants that are worn by de-masculinized men and boys. These men and boys often have a disruptive or nonexistent relationship with their fathers and thus identify more with their sisters and mothers. They take this identification with femininity and rejection of masculine norms to such an extent that they wear pants that give them the appearance that they deliberately atrophy their leg muscles in order to look like women.
Girl pants are the refuge of the kid who's mad at his father and yet wants to be closer to him at the same time.
Girl Pants by vagabond686 March 13, 2009

nudie pants 

A term used to describe a naked body.
I'm home alone in my nudie pants, why don't you come join me.
nudie pants by bumpandgrind April 21, 2006

Party Pants 

A pair of comfy pants that have some give when you drink and eat to much at parties, they will also have some stretch so they will not rip if you dance the night away or fall down drunk.
its going to be a great party tonight, dont forget to wear your party pants
Party Pants by red_roses2011 December 27, 2011