The Nose Boop

When you touch someones nose with the index and or middle finger. It is a huge commitment. Basically proposing.

girl: omigawsh he tried to use The Nose Boop on me!
guy: what a creep
girl: ikr!!

by Space Llama January 25, 2020

Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.

by Mgatty April 19, 2023

star-nose trolled

The prank of cutting off your friend's nose while he's sleeping, in order to resemble a star-nosed mole.

Faggot 1: Dude! Was I just star-nose trolled?

Faggot 2: IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!

by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017

Dog nosed

The act of wetting someone's nose with saliva.

You got dog nosed

by Albert walton December 1, 2023

Winter Nose

The status your nose reaches during a cold dry winter, where it is filled with crust and blood. It is painful to the touch and can affect breathing, smelling and eating. This condition tends to be worse in the early morning immediately after waking.

Please stop making out with me, I am having trouble breathing because of my winter nose.

by J Wanie March 17, 2017

Honking Clown Noses

When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.

I met this new girl, we were making out and kept Honking Clown Noses

by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015