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Get the mr mark mug.Mr Qualey is a very nice teacher and gives out hi chews to his students , Mr qualeys loves gummy bears and hi chews he is a very good teacher that encourges his students with hi chew and capture the flag (CTF) . His motivation for work is Starbucks Black iced with no ice . One of his guilty pleasers are sneeking hi chew (once in a while ) and the on going joke of ( why I atta )and my name is ''Mister ''
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by DoyleVonAwesome December 18, 2012
Get the Mr Pendleton mug.An imbecile. A man who can not teach a lick of math despite his apparent degree in the subject.
A man who is so caught up in his lack of ability to meet a student half way and instead distracts himself with stories of his family and hiking trips that not a single person gives a damn about.
A man who when students see him on their future schedules run to the guidance office for fear of failure, not through their own means, but because this man is truly awful.
No everyone fails, Some even pass his class with flying colours.
But only because they know to read the goddamn textbook.
A man who is so caught up in his lack of ability to meet a student half way and instead distracts himself with stories of his family and hiking trips that not a single person gives a damn about.
A man who when students see him on their future schedules run to the guidance office for fear of failure, not through their own means, but because this man is truly awful.
No everyone fails, Some even pass his class with flying colours.
But only because they know to read the goddamn textbook.
If I cared to remember any exact quotes from Mr. Juell's many pointless stories then there would be cause for concern.
by Textbook Reader July 5, 2012
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