Irish Corned Cock

When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob
When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock
by Magic_Mike01 December 17, 2017
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Irish Stain

A stain left on your hand after jerking off.
That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.
by Nhb123 March 03, 2012
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irish comb

a plastic fork after eating a tv dinner and cleaning it with your t-shirt
you still eating your dinner paddy or can you throw me the Irish comb
by shmmmeeeeeeerrrrrrr December 03, 2019
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Irish pie

Put a potato in your butt hole and push it out creating a mashed potato effect to leave on a partners chest.
Sally gave Scottie an Irish pie, and it wasn’t even his birthday!
by XXXChunkyLoverXXX November 16, 2023
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Irish Gummybear

Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.

Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.

This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
by Gummybear_luv November 30, 2020
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Irish Pot of Gold

When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.
He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.
by Arisstonn April 03, 2024
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irish mile

n. The distance you can walk before passing out after a night of heavy drinking at the bar.
Clarissa's irish mile is the first place she sits down.
by rienholt May 18, 2015
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