Book

An ancient weapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.

Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).

by i b flossin January 24, 2019

Book

A bunch of dead trees, binded together with artificial chemicals, and having random black ink scribbles that form patterns and words. This is what a book is, not a work of art.

Blake: Want to read a book with me
Hannah: No, there's something known as the Internet

by Blake+Hannah May 8, 2018

Book safe

A hard covered book that has had its pages carved out in the middle. The space created can be used to discretely hide small objects such as condoms, bowls, or other objects of an illicit nature.

I can't believe it!, I got a Book safe full of condoms for my birthday!

by BlackSean January 22, 2011

Closing the books

You run up on a nigga that talk shit and can't keep his mouth shut

Student#1 : see that nigga over there he ugly asf 🤣
Student#2 : man I'm closing the books on this nigga, I done had enough!😡

by Xanarcy November 7, 2018

Coming to the comic book store

Sam Brandt must stay off Reddit as written here

Jesse: Bro, let’s go to the comic book store

Sam: But can I be on Reddit?

Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?

Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit

Jesse: *see above*

by StagnantMDMA September 1, 2025

talkin book

when you talk about education and say you aren’t talking book you mean you won’t educate people with books

person: I will educate you and I am not talkin book

by UrbanizedMotena August 13, 2022

opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023