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Home Depot Speed

In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.
by destructodog December 28, 2024
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Home-schooled

To be taught at home rather than the god-awful abominations that are public schools. Or, as all the definitions that are no doubt above this one say, it is a person who, do to living an "isolated" life, is a socially awkward person, an idiot with no fashion sense, or a retarded person. (I'm allowed to complain about public schools because I was in one for a while, by the way.)
Person A: I just got back from school, where I learned information that I already knew, didn't really need to know and wasn't interested in knowing about, and stuff that I just didn't understand.

Person B: I'm home-schooled, so I got to learn about things that I'm interested in, and none of it was overly complicated, so I had enough time focus on my interests and maintain a healthy sleep schedule!
by A Name. I'm uncreative. January 14, 2018
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Homeing

the act of going home after a *long fun-filled day.
*syn an enjoyable day
"what you doing right now, girl?"
"well I'm homeing."

can also be used in a Snapchat story after taking a video of your journey home.
by Aveline Onyinye October 29, 2022
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Why homing style

Sloppily Kissing or making out with someone and taking their dirty underwear and socks to shove up your nostrils
bbg Brianna come over rn so we can fuck why homing style
by Briannasbigdick December 17, 2022
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Home-basing

Instead of calling it being lazy… we shall call it home-basing.

Because that is a verb, people.

And your family appreciates you just taking up space sometimes.
I am going to indulge in some lazy home-basing this Sunday. The kids will be stopping in and out for snacks and the neighbors might pop in for quick visits. Maybe I’ll catch up laundry and make cookies… I don’t know.
by Twinkie Situation July 4, 2021
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Yo chromosomes got extra homes

The most devastating of any yo or ur insults, possibly deadly
Tommy: hey Leo, Yo mum gay
Leo:Yo chromosomes got extra homes
Tommy:*ceases to exist*
by Leo bergrauten May 19, 2018
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home wrecker

A moralless slut, usually named Kimberly, so desperate they pursue a man knowing that he's already committed & has a family.

A self absorbed home wrecker loves the thrill of ruining relationships & breaking up families. she has already broken up 2 families. She'll send him slutty tanning bed photos of her ugly ass and her fake boobs & fuck him in a truck until she's confronted, then lies & cowers like the gutless little mutt she is.then still talks to your man after you get back together
Kimberly is a dirty HOME WRECKER! She tried to deny everything but I have the sluts tanning bed photos
by yeababyiknowit August 23, 2019
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