holy fbi

When you are so excited that you end up texting too fast and find yourself texting Holy FBI rather than the intended Holy Fuck.

Just saw that last episode of Better Call Saul and Holy FBI!!

by tbd2113 February 20, 2015

French Holy Trinity

3 way anal

French Holy trinity onions peppers celery

by thacheff March 15, 2015

Holy Dykes!

A verbal reaction to seeing a goddamn gorgeous lesbian dyke.

Ronnie Tsunami: "Hey Kyle, check out this lesbo at your 5 o'clock"
*Kyle turns his head with eyes wide like Gollum*
Kyle: "Holy dykes! She hella fine but she ain't neva gonna be mine!"

by DON THE HERO July 23, 2015

Holy shizznipple

1). A word replacing holy shit

2).can b used vertualy anywhere

Holy shizznipple DAT back flip tho

by Lazyboi626 July 11, 2016

Holy Shade

When a Christian throws shade

Sister Mary: Bernice really needs to stop making a noise that's far from joyful. She's the reason why Jesus wept!

Sister Jenkins: Mary stop throwing holy shade in church!

by Tricktionary July 17, 2016

Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.

What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Holy Smokey the Bear

A reaction to something surprising, often trying to sound like a superhero.

When Jim found his girlfriend Mary cheating on him he said "Holy Smokey the Bear!"

by J.L.S.F. November 23, 2016