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best girl friend

*Not to be confused with "one of the guys" or "girlfriend"

The girl who befriends the wierd kid with pink hair, ACDC shirts, and floppy skate shoes in middle school. The girl who is completely unaware that this awkward, scrawny kid will eventually become the guy of her dreams. The girl that thinks she's just being nice but all the sudden realizes she's not just nice, but lucky. As time goes on she realizes she has become his "bro" and, in his eyes, is no longer a specimin in his dating pool. She has to act as though she's interested in hearing him ramble on about the hott girl he met in physics or the 'totally sick' new deathcore band he just downloaded on to his iPhone1700. The girl who has to sit there and watch him snuggle up with another chick who looks just like her and pretend she has no idea that she's the third wheel. She's the girl who when she says she's 'confused' on where their relationship stands and he pulls something out of his ass like:

"Oh, I know how the lines can get blurred sometimes. It's cool dude."

- (as if you had just apologized)

Being the "best girl friend" is almost like being the average looking sidekick to the sexy super hero. Sure, it's awesome to be seen with him...but who ever notices her? She's the girl who wants what she can't have and the boy...is all too oblivious.
You're my best girl friend, dude. Our relationship is awesome. Why would you want to screw that up?
by kickdrumcam014 September 9, 2010
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800 Girlfriends

Especially "Hanging out with my 800 girlfriends", to watch porn.
Comes from the cable tv channels (the 800s are mainly pornography)
Guy one: "Hey dude let's go out!"
Guy two: "Naw, I'd rather spend the night with my 800 girlfriends"
by Teh Expert November 9, 2010
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girlfriendeo

When your girlfriends and you find a good looking guy and take turns riding him
The Killer Bee and I always enjoy having a "girlfriendeo" with George (Michele's roommate)
by George's secret admirer February 26, 2008
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Girlfriendified

When a guy gives into a girls demands/opinions because they are dating her, and don't want to face the consequences later of if they don't agree with her.

Similar to whipped.
Guy: Lets go see Movie A, I really like how it sounds.
Guy 2: Ya, that sounds awesome!
Girl: No, I want to watch this movie instead.
Guy: Fine, we'll see movie B.
Guy 2: Dude, you just got girlfriendified.
by GuelphTimes November 29, 2010
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jeans.g1rlfriend

jeans.g1rlfriend Is super hot like please marry me hmu please
jeans.g1rlfriend Is really hot
by @&#*#&$# March 13, 2021
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Nirlfriend

A contraction of not girlfriend. A woman who you are sleeping with but the line is blurring and at least one of you doesn't want to call it a relationship.
Are you seeing your nirlfriend at the weekend?
by EvilBoy667 May 18, 2010
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Goalfriend

A person who helps, motivates, supports and pushes you to move towards your personal and business goals with zeal.
Amanda has been a real Goalfriend to me; she has helped me find out who Pookie was messing with on IG by signing up as a fake hair page of several of his IG crushes!

The Model Mom has been a real Goalfriend to me, she has helped me write out my SWOT analysis for my business and has checked in to make sure I am moving forward in my business and personal goals!
by Model Mom September 15, 2018
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