Disguise Shark

To tell a lie so untrue that everyone believes it.
That rich kid told everyone that he had a gun, now that little ass disguise shark has everyone hunkered down.
by Buttquack October 07, 2022
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wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.
Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick
by FattyBizkits May 12, 2023
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whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina
Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.
by backpackkid October 23, 2019
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blood shark

A man who seeks out woman on their period so if intercorse occurs he will not get her pregnant
That dude is a total blood shark
by Tcb 23 February 22, 2017
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Tiger Shark (Changed)

A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed

This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)

By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself

Stay away from tigersharks in the wild
Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"

Sailor 2: "Where"

Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"

Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"

Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"

Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."

Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror

--MISSING PERSONS LOG--

JACK CLOVERFIELD

OSCAR WALSH

--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--

--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--

--LEAD--

SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY

--ASSUMED DEAD--

>yes moderators the names are made up
by Ribcage beater 420 August 09, 2023
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Jump The Shark

When a TV show does something to cause its ratings and viewership to decline and never recovers. A point in the show where everything afterwards is downhill.
Killing off Detective Eddie Torres, eliminating the r&b club Natalie's, and moving away from the hip hop culture it was known for caused the police series New York Undercover to Jump The Shark.
by TommyNoleBuc October 13, 2022
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sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
by raybeez May 29, 2022
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