Facebook Texting 

Using Facebook Mobile to have a Facebook message conversation with another friend on Facebook who has Facebook Mobile

Jake- "My cell phone keeps beeping because Jessica keeps Facebook messaging me."

Nick- "Isn't she driving? How does she have internet?"

Jake- "No dude, she's texting the messages to Facebook using Facebook Mobile, just like me."

Nick- "Congrats, you're Facebook Texting."

Facebook Texting by Renegadeangel92 October 18, 2010

Facebook Nubs 

Friends on Facebook that do such stupid things you just want to rub it in their faces extremely hard.

Facebook Nub 1: What is Pottermore?
Facebook Nub 2: I don't know lol look in the dictionary.
Me: Google it you fucking idiots.

*My comment gets removed*

Me: Oh, yay, my comment is removed because it made you look stupid.

Greasemonkey:*Facebook Nub 1&2 has removed you from their friends list.*

Me: Dumbass Facebook Nubs.

Facebook Nubs by Morpheus Road September 6, 2011

Facebook Boo

When you talk to a friend on Facebook through messages, usually of the opposite sex, acting as though you're together even though you're both in relationships. Something to do for fun.

"Hey Kate who are you talking to?"
"Oh, just my Facebook Boo"
"Your who? Aren't you with Derek?"
"Yea, this is just a friend I call my Facebook Boo because we talk in messages playing around."

Facebook Boo by Dynamite!! October 13, 2011

Facebook Manwhore 

A guy on facebook who comments on any girl's photo and claims to be a flirt but in real life has few to no friends and get any ass.

Facebook Manwhore, manwhore

Facebook Manwhore by TheMexicanBrat November 16, 2011

facebook showboating 

When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.

Status Update: Jennifer

Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.

Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like

Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.

facebook showboating by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012

Facebook Fabulous 

Adjective for People who Intertwine and wrap their lives around the phenomena called Facebook. Typically these people engage in political rants, post pictures of themselves as if they were fashion models or icons. They also suffer from certain delusions that they are really affecting the world through their posts on Facebook. They can be categorized as narcissistic, egomaniacal, and believing that ALL of their socialization on Facebook is completely healthy. Usually they check in 10 -12 Hours a day but it can be less. However the situation, these individual believe its healthy to socialize through a computer ALL day, instead of having a life away from Facebook.

That girl spent 14 hours on Facebook without washing her azz , that is unhealthy, She gotta be FACEBOOK FABULOUS

Facebook Fabulous by Duke1220 September 4, 2013

Facebook Gangster 

A person who acts tough on Facebook but would never confront you or say the same nasty comments to your face because they are too chicken to be real with you in person versus hiding like a pussy behind the computer screen.

Facebook Gangster / Everyone knows one!

Facebook Gangster by Pawitchywoman November 16, 2013