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Is orange
Is both 45th and 47th president
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Will dance to YMCA
Is orange
Is both 45th and 47th president
Better speaker than all of the democrats
Business man
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This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
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a man who has survived 2 assassination attempts yet STILL pursues and thrives. antonyms for “Donald Trump” would be “Joe Biden” or “Kamala Harris”, 2 people who are fucking stupid and clueless, not knowing how to run America like a goddamn boss.
a man who has survived 2 assassination attempts yet STILL pursues and thrives. antonyms for “Donald Trump” would be “Joe Biden” or “Kamala Harris”, 2 people who are fucking stupid and clueless, not knowing how to run America like a goddamn boss.
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