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Donald J. Trump 

A red neck who spends 25% of his time tweeting, 25% of his time shaving his balls with a corona virus ventilator, and the other 50% in the tanning bed. Cause of the end of the world happening in 2020.
Who knew the world would end not in 2012, but in 2020 and by Donald J. Trump?

Donald J. Trump 

The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.

A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.

At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.

Donald J. Trump 

Like the Annoying Orange but racist and dumber.
Mark: *n word* *racism*
Dan: stop being like Donald J. Trump.

Donald J. Trump 

The devil that was on its way to hell but got dropped on the head so it fell back to earth to torture us.
"Donald J. Trump with the orange peel skin."

Donald J. Trump 

Bunker boy
“Donald J. Trump was really hiding in his bunker when the protesters crowded the White House, Yea he’s a “bunker boy, the fucking coward.”

Donald J. Trump 

An idiotic dangerous homophobic man against LGBTQIA+ rights! He wants to build a wall between Mexico and America.
Donald J. Trump just took away LGBT health protections! Look it up.