A well known homosexual athlete that plays for the New York Mets. David Wright is in a relationship with Jose Reyes, and the two did a couples photo-shoot with esquire magazine (google it).
David Wright has done nothing of note during his short career, except for contribute heavily to the Mets 2007 collapse.
David Wright has done nothing of note during his short career, except for contribute heavily to the Mets 2007 collapse.
David Wright is the most overhyped player in baseball, but he sure does like going down on Jose Reyes.
by YesItsAFact September 18, 2008
by greglorious April 08, 2010
The Greatest Assassin of ALL TIME!
Not only a pop star, David Bowie has been a secret assassin since 1485. People who have supposedly spotted David Bowie in the scene of a murder are never taken seriously because the police or investigators would probably say, " You're CRAZY! WTF would David Bowie be doing here! How can you suspect him to be an assassin. Gets off the shrooms plz. you are coming with me downtown for further questioning." If not, the accuser would get a response similar to ," Who the hell is David Bowie?" David Bowie has been responsible for many mysterious deaths in the past.
Not only a pop star, David Bowie has been a secret assassin since 1485. People who have supposedly spotted David Bowie in the scene of a murder are never taken seriously because the police or investigators would probably say, " You're CRAZY! WTF would David Bowie be doing here! How can you suspect him to be an assassin. Gets off the shrooms plz. you are coming with me downtown for further questioning." If not, the accuser would get a response similar to ," Who the hell is David Bowie?" David Bowie has been responsible for many mysterious deaths in the past.
Person a: "Did you know that David Bowie killed JFK, Martin Luther King, Judas, the real Stephen Hawking, 2pac, and Brutus?"
Person b: "Who the hell is David Bowie?"
Mysterious voice in the shadows: "exactly"
Person b: "Who the hell is David Bowie?"
Mysterious voice in the shadows: "exactly"
by If i die, it was David who killed me October 24, 2007
Invented October 12, 2009, it is when one girl has sex with six guys at once. One in the vagina, one it the butt, one in the mouth, one in the boobs, and one in each hand.
by Richmond Debate 1 October 12, 2009
by myself37 November 17, 2008
One of the biggest failures in the history of facebook. Pham is an asian aussie NBA fanatic. Most commonly known for his cough up "Denver might upset Cavs in the 1st round" on the NBA facebook page.
Common jokes include replacing words that begin with the letter "f" with the letters "ph" (ex. phail, phacebook, phool, phuck)
Common jokes include replacing words that begin with the letter "f" with the letters "ph" (ex. phail, phacebook, phool, phuck)
by dencavs April 10, 2011
David Austin is the best ginger god in the world. Fit AF!!!!!!!!! DADDY!!! He is FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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