crump

slapping your tinkler in a a dumb bird’s stinkler. slinking in a stinky crease.

i was tweaking off the zooties had me crumpin on a rig. man got his crump on an ting.

by Gorngly October 5, 2022

Chimp

Someone who is such an idiot and acting like a fool that they are acting equivalent to a chimpanzee

"Stop fucking hitting me, you chimp!"
"Give me back my stuff, you chimp!"

by m2s0n October 6, 2022

Crim

Crim is a mixture of the words “cry” and “cum”. Usually used in a comedic sense.
Past tense: Crimmed
Present tense: Crimming, crims.
Future tense/general: Crim

Person 1: Babe, it’s time for your daily ball busting
Person 2: Awe baby I’m ready to crim.

by KISSINGBUFFMEN October 13, 2022

Crip Walk

Crip walk. An extremely cringe inducing style of locomotion. Also known as “mincing” used by rappers and faux gangsters.

It was developed in prison to walk to the toilet whilst trying not to lose the seamen held within the prison pocket/keyster which had been deposited by his prison husband.

Watch her crip walk, Jamal is one of the best dancers in the Cockortwo Club.

Snoops mincing out a crip walk to stop her anus from dripping .

by Cleft palates October 23, 2022

Crump

To crump a piece of paper. When you squish the piece of paper together it makes a Crump crump crump noise.

Wow jennifer you really crumped the paper
Damn that paper sounds like crump.

by Crump god November 14, 2022

chimp feet

fatass feet that don’t look like they belong on the persons body

“Holy shit Blake has chimp feet”

by gailmus November 16, 2022

Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.

That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.

by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022