Eat the corn outa my stool!

Its self explanatory.

Boss: "You are going to have to stay late and work on the project your co-worker didn't finish."

Employee: "Eat the corn outa my stool!"

by majic mountain December 17, 2009

soggy corn flake nigga

Some bitch ass motha fucka whose gonna get
snuffed out it he wants to step up again.

soggy corn flake nigga, ya quick to back down.

by Weef Dizzo March 30, 2005

High Fructose Corn Syrup Father

A high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) "Sugar Daddy". The high-fructose corn syrup father is in many ways superior to that of a sugar daddy. One of the most defining differences is the FACT that cane sugar is a more expensive food and beverage additive that can be easily substituted for the less-expensive high-fructose corn syrup food and beverage additive, while retaining the desired effect of sweetening. Thus, a high-fructose corn syrup father is more cost-efficient, it produces a higher profit margin.

Ugly friend: Hey, Anna Nicole, how come you are hooking up with Howard Marshall, who is 63 years your senior?
Gold-digging prostitute: cuz i want him to be my High Fructose Corn Syrup Father. gargle gargle

by JeffJonezZz July 31, 2009

baked cheese vinegar corn flakes

an insane snack for genius people.

take 2 handful of corn flakes > put on a tin foil > pour a bit of vinegar over them > add slices of your prefrered cheese and some pepper on top > put in top of oven set to grill function > wait. observe. feel like a genius and enjoy.

"..bro have you heard of teh geniuses that eat baked cheese vinegar corn flakes?!" - ' yeeeeeeeeeeea bruv, mad shit!'

by ed newt May 3, 2023

corn hole cum hole

When a man attempts to shoot his cum in a woman's mouth, but the man is 20 feet away from the woman and at a social event such as a tailgate.

Did the Packers win?
Nah but Steve played corn hole cum hole with his wife at the tailgate.

by Austin Corn January 12, 2016

come on down and try some corn

If you don't come on down and try some corn your newborn will be sacrificed

"come on down and try some corn or we will sacrifice your new born"

by black nigger balls October 20, 2021

i give you sexy corn

an iconic line said by karen smith in the mean girls musical

karen: i give you sexy corn

by dicknommer69 November 30, 2018