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trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.
Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
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when some one really, really hates you.
by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018
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Half-ass connection

when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.
I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.

I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.
by thatgirlana June 1, 2019
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Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.
Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.
by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019
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Hard To Contact

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.
Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”

Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact
by KeeGee February 20, 2020
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Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell
I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest
by moochzigg March 10, 2020
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Quality cat content

Jane: Did you see John’s instagram lately? A lot of quality cat content!
Stacy: No, gotta scope it!
by raspberrylimestevie March 19, 2020
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stupid WhatsApp contact

Is a WhatsApp contact that replies your message from your status after snubbing you.
Tope's a stupid WhatsApp contact cos she only replies when she needs a favor
by Tyrantgunner September 10, 2020
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