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CommunitasLavatrinaPhilliac

"CommunitasLavatrina" meaning "Puplic Bathroom" or "The Community Bathroom"
A fetish for Puplic Bathrooms.
People who are CommunitasLavatrinaPhilliacs are often caught masturbaiting in public bathrooms, thereby arrested.
But, in Amsterdam they actually made a Public bathroom where it is LEGAL to have sex and or Masturbait.
Most CommunitasLavatrinaPhilliacs enjoy it if strangers who are there to go to the toilet. Are watching while they're peeing or Pooing.
"I am a CommunitasLavatrinaPhilliac"
"Whenever i enter a Public Bathroom i get an erection"
"I don't enjoy sexual entercorse as much if it's not in a (Punlic Bathroom)"
by Hattemann February 26, 2011
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communificate

Trying to sound very intelligent, but using vernacular which does not really relate to what is being discussed.
Verbal subterfuge.
Whenever she's around rich people she always starts to communificate like she's one of them.
by theguitaristfromhell April 18, 2011
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Communion Circuit

A workout done inside a chapel by Catholic priests. This was first done by SFC. Fr. Roger Stainglass when he's preaching a sermon. It mostly consists of three exercises called "God Squats", "Lord Lunges", and "Jehovah Jacks". Usually they are done in three or four rounds in quick succession. A circuit of this always ends by kneeling on the prayer bench and saying one Hail Mary before the next circuit begins. Stainy does this in the mornings before the early service. So if you want a religious workout that will really perk you, try a Communion Circuit - it can't hurt you! Stainy Stainglass said so!
Stainy: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? Let's do our Communion Circuit. I need some stretches.

Bryant: Sure! Gotta have those warm up exercises now. I love these!

Stainy: Okay! First one, lets do some God Squats. (he stands in front of the prayer bench and squats down) Easy. Now hold it too long. Just stand there until it starts to burn.

Bryant: Wow! Good one. What's next?

Stainy: Next up is the Lord Lunge. You know how we priests kneel on one knee? You do that and then you quickly stand up again. That's the second part of a Communion Circuit. (he does a Lord Lunge to show Bryant)

Bryant: What's the third part?

Stainy: The Jehovah Jack. You jump up on top of the prayer bench and you do a couple of jumping jacks. Then you jump down and pray a Hail Mary. And then the circuit starts all over again. Great workout, huh?

Bryant: Yes, but after you do it is there a stretch that you do?

Stainy: Sure it is. The Saintly Stretches. Here, hold my hand. How, stretch all the way up into the sky. There sweetie. That's it. Communion Circuits rock, don't they?

Bryant: They sure do! They wake you up. I love doing these. They're better than Knee Mail!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011
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Communist Manifesto

used to describe

a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where freedom of speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist
a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:

person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.

person b): I agree with Tom (person a), but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.

Peter (guy who wrote the manuscript): gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, whatever they may be, but I am still proud of my Communist Manifesto. If you don't share my political views, it's okay; at least we've agreed to disagree.
by Sexydimma December 4, 2011
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communibate

To utilize a modern communication device or software beyond necessity to a level of unhealthy immediate personal gratification.
How can you expect to do well on such a big test if you're going to communibate on your twitter all night.
by NoahGreen January 2, 2012
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Communidrunkification

1. The result being so intoxicated as to be unable to communicate any thoughts properly, while simultaneously believing oneself to be completely articulate. Grammar, alliteration and pronunciation become askew, even non-existent, once someone is inebriated to the point of communidrunkification.

2. The point when two or more sloppy drunks reach a perfect understanding or revelation, though their inebriated ramblings may appear incoherent to more sober onlookers.
"I tried to pick that chick up but my communidrunkification was hella off"

also

"I couldn't understand a word those two were talking about, they were to deep in communidrunkification."
by C Ruzz October 4, 2012
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community whore

Someone who is willing to do anything for a community.
Someone who is willing to do anything for a community, is a community whore.
by Sceny January 26, 2014
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