Cloister

A newly invented Northern Irish term for a load of something similar to fuckton, shitheap etc.

“Aye that boy can drink a fair fuckin cloister.”

by Jordan427 March 9, 2021

closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.

Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?

by jfburke619 January 26, 2021

clopsy

A clopsy is one who enjoys ranch, hotcakes , and people from Wisconsin, Montana, and Tennessee. Often a clopsy will grow up and evolve to a woxy

Tom is suuuuch a clopsy

by Shane briggs February 2, 2021

Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.

That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.

by piGGman March 15, 2021

closetedkurapika

A person who postes factional shit and is always complaining. They are very funny tho this motherfuckers account is dedicated solely to kurapika

have you seen closetedkurapika's new post today?

by killuaschocorobos March 26, 2021

closetedkurapika

closetedkurapika is a tiktok account who’s literally obsessed with kurapika that it’s kinda scary. They’re a really underrated tiktok account too 💐

closetedkurapika is super swag 🤳

by kurapikaslovebot. March 26, 2021

Closeted

A girl who goes to an all girls school and calls girls bi when she is bi herself. She refuses to admit it so takes it out on some innocent civilian.

A is closeted

by Edgardavis22 April 10, 2021