The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
Get the shucking the bearded clammug. Aww just look at that little Clam...
I think it's trying to escape the beehive...
And sting...
Maybe you?
I think it's trying to escape the beehive...
And sting...
Maybe you?
by Minty the Axolotl August 3, 2021
Get the Clammug. by King Clam Bump August 30, 2013
Get the Clam Bumpmug. by Nitrog June 18, 2020
Get the Clam Spammug. A product made by straining the potatoes carrots and 1/2 tablespoon of clams out of a pot of Manhattan Clam Chowder and adding crumbled up ground beef, preferably Nebraska Beef.
I opened up a cheap ass can of MCC and sneered at the pitifully miniscule amount of shriveled clamp crumbs. Then with a shrug of my shoulders and a casual "fuck it" I crumbled up some beef, decided to name it Nebraska Clam Chowder and then add this entry in UD for the world to enjoy!
by JizzCaster69 March 12, 2025
Get the Nebraska Clam Chowdermug. A beer pong game invented by the girlies.
6 players. 2 teams of 3.
6 sets of 3 cups (in 2-1 formation) are placed on the long side of the table, 3 on one side 3 on the other. These are the clams. Each person gets a clam.
There are 3 balls in play. 2 clams on one team start with a ball; 1 clam on the other team starts with a ball. You can shoot at any clam on the other team. There are no turns; anyone can shoot any time a ball comes to them or they find one on the ground.
Once your clam is gone, you can seek redemption by bouncing a ball into another clam's cup. If you make it, you can bring one of your cups back. If you miss, you are out.
Once you are out, you can help your fellow clams retrieve balls for them to keep shooting.
The first team to lose all their clams loses.
6 players. 2 teams of 3.
6 sets of 3 cups (in 2-1 formation) are placed on the long side of the table, 3 on one side 3 on the other. These are the clams. Each person gets a clam.
There are 3 balls in play. 2 clams on one team start with a ball; 1 clam on the other team starts with a ball. You can shoot at any clam on the other team. There are no turns; anyone can shoot any time a ball comes to them or they find one on the ground.
Once your clam is gone, you can seek redemption by bouncing a ball into another clam's cup. If you make it, you can bring one of your cups back. If you miss, you are out.
Once you are out, you can help your fellow clams retrieve balls for them to keep shooting.
The first team to lose all their clams loses.
by _miss_lyss February 6, 2025
Get the Clam Pongmug. A word that generally expresses joy, but can be used in any situation. The word was coined by splatoon player BPancakes.
by Hotttpancakes November 12, 2023
Get the Museum clamsmug.