Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 05, 2021

Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

storm chips

An Atlantic Canadian term for when you buy chips for the purpose of snacking on while stuck at home during an intense storm

Im gonna run to Walmart to stock up on storm chips before this nor’easter hits

by Hurricane Dorian September 15, 2023

corn chip toes

when an animal's feet smell like corn chips giving them corn chip toes

ya my cat/dog put her foot in my face and she had a bad case of corn chip toes

by bananabean 1957 January 08, 2021

Silicon chip

The Silicon chip is now used as a dildo for the penis it used to be used for gay porn. # blackpeoplecanbegaytoo

I can't wait until I go home so I can play with my silicon chip whilst face timing Philbobsteve

by TyconButtplugs151269 February 02, 2017

chipped it

When one accidently hits the tip of his/her genitalia

I was flailing my hands and then I chipped it

by D_D 74 February 01, 2017

Roll on the ground’N’eat Chips day

”Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day is on the 25th of Februari and it reminds us about the sadness of the people that are not allowed to eat chips ;( This is a day for them to escape their depressing reality and eat some chips #JusticeForOurNoneChipEaters

Non chip eater: “Aww I wish that I were allowed to eat chips;(“
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”

by Wallah Ida och Elcira ABOW January 17, 2022