A three-way (MMF) performed in the front seats off a moving car. The female participant lays across both the driver and passenger seats and receives both the driver and passenger (orally and presumeably vaginally) at the same time. The name derives from the fact that only someone of short stature (such as a Chinese person) could successfully pull this maneuver off without knocking out a window.
"Did you hear about Dee, Charlie, and Abraham? They got a wreckless driving ticket for having a Chinese Freeway on the Dallas North Tollway!"
by Noah the Red March 9, 2015
Get the Chinese Freewaymug. by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021
Get the Chinese baby daymug. by Pinkmin June 26, 2017
Get the Chinese Laundry Chutemug. Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
Get the Chinese Saturdaymug. by Hockeywomen19 September 22, 2021
Get the Chinese Chadneymug. by KuffedPants May 21, 2017
Get the Chinese Sheepmug. by Nuts289 September 22, 2023
Get the Little Oily Chinese Boymug.