Chinese backhand

Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.

"Brah, I did me some chinese backhand last night, it was magical"

by Peter Peter Grogan Eater June 21, 2019

chinese class

a diabolical curse on your life. the teachers barley know English and send you too the office for no reason, and just cause the other kids Asian doesn't mean has amazing at everything, like jeez Louise. and the teachers a fag

oh shit we have chinese class

by SPECIAL NED November 16, 2021

Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.

Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!

by On the plod October 10, 2017

Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022

Chinese Jetski

When your pee in someone's butt

I just Chinese Jetskied Nikki and she loved it!

by Motivated2live September 17, 2015

Chinese

An adjective to describe an unorthodox way to do something
(Often used in skateboarding to describe modified tricks)

I like the way that skateboarder does that Chinese Nollie

by CoachFrank September 30, 2025

Chinese Barbeque

A party which people bring their pets or house animals then cooking them on an open flame.

Mr.Young was really excited that he were invited to the Chinese Barbeque.

by Real The One December 26, 2019