Operation Carpe Diem

A rogue covert operation conducted by Agent 8 that culminated on October 27, 2022, resulting in peace in the Middle East, and the promise of hope and prosperity for every human on planet earth.

Operation Carpe Diem successfully prevented World War 3 from destroying mother earth.

by Tin Man 8 October 27, 2022

Cart / carted

British slang for saying someone’s “fat”, or “unfit”.

used by the British chaps and chapettes.

Example:

“Damm she’s hella cart / carted.”
“No way man, their carted.”

by cr34tor November 9, 2022

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

rough carpet

A person with a on shaved clit

Girl why you gotta have such a rough carpet

by Vag is bad February 26, 2023

Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter

I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023

RealAs_Carpet

A “RealAs_Carpet” is a player who thinks he’s mastered every game he’s touched, but is usually bottom frag in all games. Tends to be terrible at games like Rocket League, Fortnite, Call of Duty, Destiny and especially Smite.

Jayden: Hey, we need a fourth, should we invite RealAs_Carpet?

Robert: Oh, nah he’s terrible at smite.

by Britneysparkle08 March 21, 2023

Race Capped

A term used when a person does something and is not part of that stereotype.

White Guy: I'm playing Flute

Asian Guy: Even though you're race capped?

by InnerKing May 25, 2023