Caught the Swine Flu

Liking or hooking up with an ugly or fat bitch.

"Damn did u see that fat bitch John took home last night?" "Yeah, i think he Caught the Swine Flu"

by fullfire0 August 20, 2009

Couch Clubbing

Listen to music chillen on the couch and you feel the beat so you start dancing in your seat!!

"Man, that party was awesome last night especially when we were getting down on Couch Clubbing"

"Hey, you want to come over and do some couch clubbing"

by JiggyJam October 15, 2009

Caught on the Fumble

When someone is supposed to be listening to another person's conversation, when really they are thinking of something else (often of something innapropriate of the conversation itself), and are asked a certain question relative to the topic you were supposed to be listening to. that causes you to draw a big, huge blank.

When you come up with a quick, sudden distraction to avoid having to actually answer the question (and thus look like an idiot and/or get in trouble), the name for that action is to Dodge the Fumble or dodging the fumble.

Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) Dodged the fumble there, John...

by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009

couchlogged

When a drug's effects confine someone to a couch (or other furniture) while still conscious. Normally preoccupied with music/movie/board game.

Ed was couchlogged while watching that whole movie after drinking those two forties!

After that bowl, Brett was so couchlogged he couldn't get up to piss.

by Eeagle October 30, 2010

couched out

When you pass out on the couch.

I couched out last night watching T.V.

by OG Showtime July 18, 2016

dirty couch cushion

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito

i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

Creamy Couch Cooch

Creamy Couch Cooch (A.K.A. Triple C) is a term used when you fill a ziplock bag with Vaseline, place it in between two couch cushions and then insert your flaccid cock into the crease. Proceed to rape your Couch Cooch until you cum into the ziplock bag. Once this has been completed, you them use your Creamy Couch Cooch Juice as chap stick.

"Yo what are you about to do after work."

"Im going to make dinner, then most likely indulge in some Creamy Couch Cooch because my lips are getting chapped."

by CoolWhipJapMonster December 17, 2018